Just play Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme in your head...
In the recent future
Next Saturday, A.D.
There was a nerd named Virgil
Way different than you or me
He works at Star Labs after school each day
Just chasing aliens creatures in the hall way
But Dan Dido & Geoff Johns didn't like him so they
Sent to Superman's Phantom Zone (hey I see Zaltar's house!)
We'll send him crappy comics-
The worst Marvel, Image, Valiant & companies not named us (ha ha ha)
He has to read them all
While we monitor his mind (la la la)
To help keep his sanity-he'll get help from some alien friends-
80's cartoon role call-sort of-
Teebo (At least the Starkiller missed Endor!)
Curtis Shumway (I'm Alf's brother)
Grumpy Bear (why do you sound like Phil Lamarr?)
BB-8 (Wheelie was too busy!)
If you are wondering how he eats or sleep
Or other facts (la la la)
It's just a show-so relax for
Mystery Comic Theater 3000!